Letters From The Past (I)

Dearest Colette of the future,

I want you to know a couple of things:

1. That bucket list of yours is saved under Documents-Noteworthy Projects-"The Bucket List."
2. You should really get around to erasing that calendar from 2009.
3. Be careful of men a significant number of years older than you. You know who I'm talking about.
4. You saved those two fish of yours from animal cruelty.
5. That foundation you ran out of is called L'Oreal Paris Bare Naturale General Mineral Makeup Buff Beige 466.
6. He liked you and never never did a thing about it.
7. Erase your texts.
8. You've been to Florida five times.
9. You survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11 and Swine Flue. You are pretty much invincible.
10. You're not perfect, but the closest thing to it.

I hope you read this letter and remember all the great times you had and other such things. One last thing I'd like to add is this: chasing boys is stupid - in time, they'll be long gone and you'll forget where you came from.

Your Self,
Colette